Wednesday, December 08, 2004

The news of the day

Here are Blaized Headlines of the day


I writted a song and has given it to asley and he lick it and going to make a tune for it.

Joe Paskwally has his face on a bit of toast out of the toaster and i am going to make a bid for it on ebay. i is also checking my food in case of paul burrelll turnin gup because i would not lick to eat him by accident.

I had a letter from the grumbleweeds and they say theu put my post on their wesbite forman and i had a look and it was true my name is there. i lick them.

i think david blunket should get the sack because how can he do his job when he is blind and cannot see anything? How he know what is going on?

i listen to a man on the radio this morning and i spotted that he was irish and i pleased because now i know about accents and i can tell if a person from england or from irish but i can not tell the diferences between rich and poor just through the voice but i can usually tell by the sight anyway. the man on the radio was called dillan moron he was talking to a lady about how she fly in a fast aeroplane. and about some black books that he had seen.

what else has happen? Jeremy vine show was very funny again and there a very good debate.
The problem is that even though i have had my flu jab it still let me catch a cold and i have got a cold and my joints are aching i feel a bit old today.

tonight i am meeting Sheila and i going to a surprise cabareh show and i will tell you about it tomorrow when i have woken up and had my break fast of fish.

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