I seen a funny dog

I seens a fuinny dog today and i patted it anfd then it woofed at me but then i hummed it to him and he calmed down and eventually he came down the road with me. the song that i hummed to him was 'something inside so strong' by i dont know who but i lick it very much? does anyone know who sang it? i know that i cam make it though you're doing me wrong so wrong i thought that my prid was gone oh no, oh no, something inside so strong. after the doggy had been in my house for a bit i let it out and it runned off down the road wagging its taIL. i let him have my dinner of sausages. i will have something else to eat

big brother eviction

Hello!
Last night i saw the big brother and it was eviction night and vanesa was out. I was very angry when i see Jason always trying to get a kiss from vanesa and then he say "she isn't really beautiful" which was notnice because she was the best on in their and had a nice face and he licked it enough to say he want to marry her.
I would lick Jason to be evicted next. he wear silly tiny nickers and is rude to everyone an think he is a jungleman even though he from scotland where i am going to agains soon as there is no jungles their, it is cold and mistie. i am sure no lion and monkeys and snaks live in Edinburugh.
I then saw the programme Bow selecter which i did not lick. They make fun of Ronny Barker and it is not funny to just do a stupid accent and talk bad and talk sex. Real micheal Jackson might do bad things to babies but he not swear all the time and say the MF word ALL THE TIME. It is a bad impreson and not even look lick him. ROary Bremmer is much better.

sleepy

Hello
Today I am mosting sleepy as it was very windy last night and a tree tapped at my windo all night and i couldnt sleep.
Today I has drunk 6 cups of tea all ready and it only halffour

The Bird Cage

I has written a play inspirashuned by recent events, which I am posting here now:

The bird cage
By Mr Blaized Carmey

Setting in a AVAry full of BIRDYs

Bird 1: Hello! I am new in this cage. I am not sure if I lick it yet. I think I will watch the other birds and see what I am encountering
Bird 2: Bird 3 you are a sillybilly
Bird 3: Bird 2 I dont care what you says, now shut up or I will become enraged
Bird 1: These pair do not seem to be very friendly with each other but they stills seems to stay around together. It is curious. In will watch more of the creechures in this place ans see what they do
Bird 4: I think that bird 5 is a liar
Bird 5: you have to prrof to say that, witch makes you the liar
Bird 4: you are bad
Bird 1: This scene seems to be an repete of the earlier scene. I think that I will try to chirp with the next bird that comes along
Bird 6: I am walking around on my thin legs to find a fight to have
Bird 1: Hello. I am bird 1, what is your name?
Bird 6: I will ignore that bird as he is unfamlar to me and his birdsong is not as good as other people birdsong as if he learned it from a book
Bird 1: Hello. I am trying to make a frend of you
Bird 6: shit up. You have copied me. I will peck you lick I peck all the new and small birds
Bird 1: Ow! The pecks hurt, but at least now I feels lick I am a part of this commune
Bird 4: What are those birds up too? One is one I have not encountering before and the other bird is one I fight with
Bird 1: I wish he would stop pecking me. I will certinaly writ about this in my dairy laters
Bird 6: I am now bored of pecking this bird. I can see Bird 4 who I always fight with. I will have an other fight now.
Bird 4: I think you are a mean bird and you pick on others and you say bad things about me
Bird 6: You are always fighting with me and making me angry
Bird 4: it is a fair point to makes but you do the same thing as well
Bird 6: We shout but it passes the time and keeps our heads working
Bird 1: I can see that the birds in this cage do lick to argue with each other
Big Bird: what is happening here? All the birds are fighting at each other and being mean. The chirpping does not lead to anything and they are to busy being mean to lay any eggs and that makes me annoyed because I builded the cage so that birds could be safe to lay eggs without any foxes eating them. Now they are not interesting in laying eggs. Any bird that dose make an egg and a nest has it smashed by the angry birds.
Bird 1: I sees his problem
Big Bird: I think I will make bird 4 and bird 6 leave the cage to set an example for the other birds who I hops will make more eggs again if they go
Bird 1: Now the birds have gone it is quieter in the cage but I think they only fighted bcause they licked each other.
THE END

Chortle ban

Oh dear. this afternoon i go to visit my friends on the chortle and i find that Ava (nice) and Birdy (nasty) has been banned by king chortle. We had to do a secret vote and I voted to keep em.

I am very sad about this becaus I lick to vivist chortle and it is lick a sort of family to me and now i feel very guilty and think that my weblog might have got birdy in troubles because yesterday he shouted at me again and then i got sad and said so and now he in troubles. he not just mean to me though and i do not mind so much as he made me think of a play about an ostrigh which i will right, but I worried that ill be banned form chortle and will lose my fiends but now i got website and dairy online i can perhaps make my own forum lick king chortle and will have fiends visit me there

It all feels very complicated and i encountering lots of different feelings that i dont no the words for.

I keep getting picked on

i keep getting picked on because of my engleesh. most of the time it is birdy. chastistiity told me to stand up for myself and tell him not to be poison all the itme. but i don not know how.
but tonight i am going out to walk around the city and maybe have a swimming so that makes me happy again. i never sad for very long!
Blaized

I got the bloos

Hello! It is the monday and i am getting the bloos becuase i got to do some work on my new play which is called How to make one universal language and influence peoples. i think but i might change it agains. i am happy with my wesbite very much but what is my next dream to be? now i ams at the top of the field where shall i go? anyways. i need to write to Jeremy Vine because he will be on the radio soons and i must say hello!
I seens a collapsible bus this morning. It was a number 73 and it is new it replaces the one that jump on its back off a postcard. I still not heard from Chastissitity after i told her her bottom lick a mountain.
Blaized

Sunday the 20th June

Today I start my weblog! Hopefully I will be online with my wesbite soon.