This Musical

I went to see my frend Asleys show called This Musical at this weekend. I enjoyed the show and found it very funny, but it was not much of a musical as their was only 3 song in it - the one they singed on a tape and one about a suit and one at the end about tea for three. But I liked the blindfolds sketch.
I has only make frends with Asley over the email and on chortle, so I was interested to meet him. He did not say hello to me though and I did not know which of the 3 men in the show he was to say hello to. Then today I read my email and find one from Ahsley saying "sorry, you missed the show" but I had not, I saw it already. I do not know if he snub me or just being a bit odd.

Im back!

Hellos everyone. Im back now on the line.
I have not done my blog for a long time as my tellephone went all crackling last week and most times I could not make the internet work. I called up the company and had to tells them the phone was wrong but they could not hear me well because of all the crackling, but the guessed that it was the priblem and comed for a look. The man said that the rain had got in the box and made all thw wires go wet.
Any way it is all ok now and I can again do my dairy. it is only a forenight before I go to the festival in Ediburgrh. I have got my knapsack out of the attic to put my socks and nickers and shirt and tapes in. I has not heard from my frend twinky bartem for a whilst but i think that no news is good news.
I am looking forawrd to seeing asleys musical show which is camden this week end. I think I might go and see more shows in london befor the festival because I will be busy be when i am up there and do not want misss anythings.
I am ekcited today because i think Jason will be the one deported from the Big brother house on tomorrow and I am glad becuase he is boring and always showing his bottom and mooning about the tasks. I would lick to go to an deportion and take a sign that say "put your bottom away Jason!" that i could make from some cardbored.

i hat ebay

hello everyones, today i am crying onto my glasses. i went onto ebay last week and it was the first time that i had ever dones it and i found the best thing in the owrld on it. to have my scipt performed in a theatrical at the eidnburgh finge. i tiped into it the number 16 and then i got an email saying that i was the winner. today i find out i am not the winner and someone swept it from under my feet and now they are saying that they are the winner. now my dream will not happen and i had thought all weekend that it was going to.

but it might still be ok because there is a man called nick p and i have asked him to do my scipts for me in the jelly belly. let us see what he says to the proppsotion!

i normally reed it out aloud myselves but i think it would be nice to sit back and rexlex whilst someone else reeds it and i have a whiskey.
Blaized

Shark Attack

Today I read in the Daily Mirror Newspaper about a man in Australlia who was surffing and he got eated by a shark. I had a chat with the lady next to me on the bus about this. I said I would not mind being eated by a shark becuse at least it is a quick way to go. She said the man was mangled by the shark for 45 seconds. I still think that not bad ans rather that than be in a hopital for 45 days and then die. and your pictures can get in the newspapers.

i lick it on a fiday

hello it is fiday today and i lick fidays just because everyone seems to be so much happy and a bit drunks. i been walking aroiund in the parks of londun today and i seen lots of people going how happy they are because they not got to go to work at the weekends and they can take of their shoes and they can take of their ties and they can take of their suits and they can scream at their tops of their lungs and they can shout and sings and dance with each other and do there primeval dances and be proper humans anfd animals. i lick watching this from a distance and smiling to myself that i dont have to wear suit and tie because i am retired for the last 25 years. ha ah. they makes me laugh they going to kill themselves with their photcopyers.
Blaized

I sing tiddly om pom pom

hello's everyones. guess what happened to Blaized today? I was sat on a bus it was a number 38 and it was an old one. it was not a bendy one that folds up. I was humming the song tiddly om pom pom when the man who was sat near to me started to hum it too and then a lady that had a tiny dog in her bag started to sing it toes and then the ticket man came up the stairs and he humming it o so then i started to sing the words and then everyones join in and we sang it all the ways along the road and nobody ever wanted to get off the bus because it was so much fun we sang

cras bang wallops what a picture what a photographs
pour old bloke blimy thats a joke
his hat has blowns of in a clowd of smokes
clap your hands stamp your feets
bang it on the big base drum
what a pikture?
what a pikture?
rum biddly bum tum tum bum bum
put this in your familys photo alBUM

it funny, it have bum at the end.

What have I been doing?

I have not done a blog for a while now. I have been busy doing the carboot sales and lookin for props for my show. I have found a funny clown wigs which is oringe and i thinks I will wear that for the mute grandmother charcter. I also buyed a yellow string bag, but thatis for shoppings, not the show! It can carry lots of cans. I also buyed a jigsaw with eastenders on it and a tapecasette of the soundtrack for the film working girl and i might use some of the musics from that for my show.

Other than that I has been keeping up with big brother (i very annoyed that Jason still in there and I do not lick the new girl who kissed meshell and made her nominated) and on Wednesday i saw a show about a tractor man which had a talking hedge but was unprofessional as he did not no all the lines, but I licked the man called simon faranaby and i may go and see it in Edinburgh when he do it again with all the words memoried, if i get i for free. I aksed my chortle frends to come but no one did.

the weather has stopped me doin much as sometimes it sunny and then it rain and then it wind and i can not keep up with my clothes and so i stay in.

I sad to here that Marlo Brandon has died. He was good in Superman and in the film when he is young and muscled and he shout "STELLLLLLLAAA! STELLLLLLAAA!!"