The Universal Language (Of The Animals)

hello readers

I is just thinking - does any one out there read my dairy? I do not know if they do becorse I can not see them. When I do my postings on Chortle I can say something and peoples will say back "ha ha Blaized that is funny" or they will say that they think I made up, if they are Mullon, but hear I do not know if my words are seed by people.

Do a bird fall out of a tree if there is nowone in the wood to hear his chirps?

I has been working hard on my play - The Universal Language which is maybe why i has become philosofical. The play I reelise needs to be a lot longer than it was to make the show as long as it should be. I has made up some more lines and done some reserch on pigeons.

poster

hello
This week I been thinking about posters and making them for my show the universal language (of the animals) which is on in 58 days. I am very excitable.
I do not know how to make posters, I may paint one myselve this weekend.

I ANNOWNSE MY SHOW

THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMALS
the cast is these peoples
Cecelia Smart
Nick Pettigrew
Paul Nelson
Hazel Humphries
James D' Chapeau
and Blaized Carmey
It will be on at the Etcetera Theatre in London, Camden on the 22rd of November at 8oclock in the night
I decide to put this show on becawse of all the peoples saying that I not real and that I did not do my show in Edinburhgh. They say this with outeven chekking and it make me mad.
I very excited about the preformince and happy that my internet fiends will be in it and i will has the chance to proofs my worth!

I am back from scotsland

Alright!It Blaized here and you all ken I been in the burough for the last 4 weeks or so. It beens an amazing time for me, now I goes to get a can of juice and when I go to the shopping I says "Can I get" instead of saying the wrong thing all the time "Please may I have".All these things have happened to me because of a special fiens I made when I was a travelling mae way through to the borough.Anyone can guess who my fiend uis? He got curly hair and he a magician. He taught me hows to do a may tricks and now i a magician as well as performer, writter and comedian.Did you all see my stories i tolfd in the jelly belly? I was very happy with how it all went, i did tell the stories in exchange for the single malt whiskey and i told stories to all the bar straff. My favorite was all the girls who were very pretty and I licked the ma who always wore a hat and a vest lick me!I seed many of yous. did you see me?I seed many of your shows. did you sees mine?My favorit was seeing shows next to my venue. I licked the exploding heeds and I licked the klangers and I licked james sherwood but the other man was weird. I licked spank and I saw aver she very beautiful and i met andrew who had ginger hair and sung all about it all the time and i met james and leon and twinky bartem bought me drinks and asked to hear my stories agin and agin. Even Mr Wood heard one of my stories and I seed this musical instead of the consultations and i licked it but it not as good as the show in london. someone got very angry with me because i put my name on the wall in the street with some chalk that my magiciain fiend gave me but then i got shouted and rajed at because you not allowed to writ on the walls but i said i was just copying mullone. he always do bad things to me.I met some neds in the street and they pulled mae beard but my fiens kicked their cunts in.I went to the pleasance and i seen a nice black doggy who i fed but then got rajed at again by a man in a hat.I went to the city restsaurant and i ate a haggis and i licked it.I went to see lunts picnic and i licked it but i did not unerstand the end of the story but i licked the girl in it.and i got new fiens. my fiens with the magic is called Jerry and he going to be my manager, he says he can expoit me very well and I is very pleased to have this managemenet at last.I am tired and i got the flu, i'm wanting my bed. i may go through to it. now.Bye palsBlaized xxx