whos am I?

I think i ist having an idenity crysis. i am not sure who I ist anymore, now peoples think I am someone different. Ruman says it is not an amusement, but I hast be insluted.

Today I hast enjoyed a nice walk through Bloomsbury. It was nice to seed all the young students at the univercity with all there hops and dreams. I enjoyed looking at the blue placqes of all the fmaous writers that lived there and I wonder is I will have a blue placqe saying "Blaized Carmey, Writer, Lived here."

I watched the television show Teachers last night, it was very good. I licked the man in the wig when he had a wee in the bin, the headlady has gone very mean in this new serial.

A lady called Kyler emailed me today and asked me what I think of her ass. She also want me to have an affair on a webcam. I replied to her saying I wast not inerested because I seeing Sheila on Tuesdays.

This is what I hast been doing.

Gambling

I just find that this sweepstake is being made on who I am. You has to guess that I am someone else. I has been having a good chuckel about this. I know that I spent a lot of time on the internet writing on my diary and reading of my fiends on Chortle, but I am old and as I am having to rest a bit at the momment, I do not have naything betterwise to do with my time. I think it could a be a little bit sad for these young people that they wasting there days lick this.
I telled them that I finding it funny, and that Ruman might have a bet on me just being me. But I do not know if he will be alloud because he is my brother.
Here is the gambling http://uk.geocities.com/dominicfrisby@btopenworld.com/ it is funny.
I has been making a programme to go with my show, a little difficulty as my actress's have all written their biograffs in differnt style. Some says that" i has done this" and "I has done that" and others say "he has done this" and "she has done that". I do not know what the corecctive way is, but perhpas I worry to much about that.
I is less worry about peoples coming to see my show now, I had an email from a laday saying she come and her boyfiend and their pals are coming, and Wonky Jim say more others coming, so I think there will be small audience. This reliefs to me.

I am all worry

I am a bit worry about my health. I hast not been asleeping very well in the past weeks. I keep making dreams about The Universal Language (of the Animals).

On Saturday I dreamed that the stage was covered in bird poop and cecila fell over because it was slippie and then she gave brith to a baby muthpet. Their was a huge crowed watching the play but they licked the baby more than they licked the play and humph was dressed as a midwif.

On Sunday I dreamed that I forgot to write the play and insteed we had to do a karaoke show and Mullon came along looking lick a tellyvison with big sharpe tooths and he make all the elecktrisity go in the air lick thunder and lightinining.

Last night i dreamed that the theatrical was empty aprat from John Park and the girls who work at the threatical who I email and the stage was very long way from the chairs and we all had to shout though cones to be heared and I was not being the narrator but I had to be dressed in a leopard, lick asley wore in Edinburghrghr. Then I could here Jeremy Vine talking to the fat lady chef and I know they were coming to see my show, but they had heads that looked lick horsies and they kep laughing at bits that are not funny. But Paulie, whom is pink cat, scratched there legs.

I wakes up all in sweating and I canot get back to sleeping so I put the radio on. I am going to see my docotor today about my sleep problems. I hop he can help.

Their is a knew person on Chortle called Plink who I a bit warry of. He keep following me, then he said i was dead and I horrible to my families, which is a very mean thing to say in my thoughts. everyone ask why i was in Vietnam, but i sould think that was obvioulsy.

I going to put my feets up and have a cup of tea befire i go out to see the docotor.

i finsihed my scipt

It is finished and it is prefect and I am very happy about that. Now I am waiting with my breath to hear if peoples lick it or not.

Oh god, now i feel very nevrous, I hope it ok.

Blaized

noisy foxies

Last night I could here the noise of monkeys in the park near my house. I did think this was strange as their are not any monkeys in the park and I do not think they are natife to London.
I said this to neighbore this morning when I get my newspapper and he say it not monkeys but it is the foxies making the noise when they have sex. This maked me luagh and I go and get some binicolours so if they come back toniht i can watch, lick David Attingborgh.
I might put some foxies in my play The Universal Language (of The Animals.)
I must compleet the writing of the play, It still not finished, but i has done a lot. There has been much researching on Newcastle Disease. And the spelling vry good. Much better than this.

hard working

I hast been working very hard on my play. The actors are very impatent that i get it finnished so they can learn there lines. They do not unerstand that there are lots of things to think about and organize when you is doing a show.
I hast asked ruman to help me do the engliah in the script very good so that it is the best to unerstand.
I has not scene any of the posters I made up on billboards yet, but I am keepting my eyes pealed from the when I on the bus.
Today I has been doing research on the impotent people in comedy and I asked them to come and see the show and help me tack the show up to the festival in Eidnburghrgh next year. I has written to the peoples from Karruchi, Bounty and Gagged, International Artist, PDF, Fat Block , Its Allright for some and the funny moose. I has not written to the avalon as I head that they already to book the tickets for the show without even be inited. This is good as it mean I do not have to give them a compliment, which cost me money.
Now I going to do some more writing in the play. I think I may put a song in.