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I writted a song and has given it to asley and he lick it and going to make a tune for it.

Joe Paskwally has his face on a bit of toast out of the toaster and i am going to make a bid for it on ebay. i is also checking my food in case of paul burrelll turnin gup because i would not lick to eat him by accident.

I had a letter from the grumbleweeds and they say theu put my post on their wesbite forman and i had a look and it was true my name is there. i lick them.

i think david blunket should get the sack because how can he do his job when he is blind and cannot see anything? How he know what is going on?

i listen to a man on the radio this morning and i spotted that he was irish and i pleased because now i know about accents and i can tell if a person from england or from irish but i can not tell the diferences between rich and poor just through the voice but i can usually tell by the sight anyway. the man on the radio was called dillan moron he was talking to a lady about how she fly in a fast aeroplane. and about some black books that he had seen.

what else has happen? Jeremy vine show was very funny again and there a very good debate.
The problem is that even though i have had my flu jab it still let me catch a cold and i have got a cold and my joints are aching i feel a bit old today.

tonight i am meeting Sheila and i going to a surprise cabareh show and i will tell you about it tomorrow when i have woken up and had my break fast of fish.

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I writing a album

Hello everyone today i am very exciting because an offer has been offered to me from asley who want to writ an album with me and i have said yes to this. I shall writ the songs and asley is going to writ the tune and then sing the songs and we think they maybe a story about some robots or monkeys or maybe the government. or maybe it about twins join at the head. Whatever it may be it will be very good and I hop that we have a large host of actoresses that can sing and be on the album and that we can preform it in twinkys belly.
As soon as the idea is a full idea we shall share the details of the album with fiends.

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Me and a Monkey

I just been listens to the radio and I here a song played by Ken Broose and it by Robbie Walliams and it called "Me and A Monkey" and it all about His fiendship with a monkey and in it the monkey and robbie got to Las Vegas and they go to a hotal and they got a gun and then the monkey go bad and then the monkey goes and makes some monkey lady fiends and the monkey get in trouble with a mexican man - i think it because he winned at the craps or jumped on his sombrero or something - and then the song ends and the monkey has a mexican stand off with the mexican and robbie and Robbie say he can't remember how he ended up with a monkey as a fiend in the frist place. It a very good song. I lick it best because it has a story. And a monkey. I think I may be come a song writer now insteed of a playwright as it seems a good way to tell a story and then I can send my songs to Robbie and Morrissey and my favourit Tommy Steele and I might here them on the radio sung by a profeshional! I would lick that very much!